Saturday, March 15, 2008
This tastes like shit
One day, a teacher told her class to sell something and bring her the money for their homework assignment. First, little susy came up and showed the teacher 50$ and said that she sold magazines by telling people that magazines can keep people up to date with current events. Then, little Stephanie came up and said that she sold cookies for her brownie troop by explaining how buying the cookies could help support the brownies. Then, little jimmy came up and showed the teacher 2,435 dollars by selling toothbrushes. The teacher asked him how in the world he made that much money by selling toothbrushes. Little Jimmy said that he opened a chip-dip stand by the side of the road. Every time somebody tried the dip they would say "EW This Tastes Like Shit!" then, Jimmy would say "it is shit, wanna buy a toothbrush.
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