Pooped in my pants

One day a teacher in class was like, "we are learning a new word today. The word of the day is definately. Can anyone use this word in a sentence?" A boy name billy raised his hand, "the sky is definately blue" the teacher corrected him. "no the sky can be cloudy or dark. so thats not correct. anyone else?" A girl in the back raised her hand. "water is definately clear." the teacher once again corrected a student. "well water can be muddy or merky so thats not correct." Getting a little frustrated she asked, "does anyone else want to try?" A quiet kid named john raised his hand the teacher was suprised so she quickly called on him. He asked her, "are farts mushy?" a little confused the teacher answered "no why." he replied "then i definately pooped in my pants."