Blonde dropped the feather

There is a dumb blonde and a feather and a cliff. someone told the dumb blonde to go jump of a cliff and take the feather with you. when you get to the top of the cliff drop the feather over the cliff and see if you can land first. so the blonde went over to the top of a cliff and dropped the feather. witch one landed first the feather or the blonde. the feather, because the blonde forgot the directions.